The ShittyGift Love collection which ShittyGift would you like?:sex cross-stitch card If you want it without

If you want it without

Flight socks with a bit of uplift

To celebrate female ancientsy we’re reclaiming the rude and powerless words used to describe women over a certain age

The child's t shirt is lap-necked until the age of 12-24m after which is becomes round necked

The ShittyGift Love collection which ShittyGift would you like?:sex cross-stitch card If you want it withoutAnother thoughtful assemblage of hand made gifts, carefully created to look completely useless so you can convincingly pass them off as your own. In this romantic batch we have the classic heart card which uses glitter, as (like your love) it is endlessly present and will still be there in years to come. For Her we have the cute little teddy bear complete with embroidered bib. Women just love little bears far more than jewellery or weekends away, so