Slightly Imperfect Haunting Affirmations haunting "I can't believe we have

"I can't believe we have to do this whole dumb existence thing until we die" dish towel

Wear your existential angst loud and proud with this funny existentialism shirt

complete with their kawaii pirate ship

lurking in the cemetery

Slightly Imperfect Haunting Affirmations haunting "I can't believe we haveLike our regular Haunting Affirmations, but not quite perfect. A few of the copies of these affirmation decks arrived with some minor damage to the packaging (i. e. dented box edge, scratches on box lids). They're still perfectly usable affirmations decks, the cards inside and their stand are not damaged, but damaged packaging is not up to our stringent product standards. Rather than putting them right into a landfill, we're offering them at a