Ben Drankin Men/Unisex T-Shirt reading The only carbs I'm going

The only carbs I'm going to cut after 6pm on this diet are going to be with this pizza cutter

Abs are great and all

And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads

Medium: US Men's 7-11 (or Women's 9-11)

Ben Drankin Men/Unisex T-Shirt reading The only carbs I'm goingLet's get drunk and fly kites in a storm. This updated unisex essential fits like a vintage well loved favorite. Expertly crafted with an ultra soft fabric, baby rib collar, reinforced side seam, and excellent quality print, our shirts will easily be the best in your closet. Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors feature a 52 48 cotton poly blend. Printed in the US: All of our products are proudly printed to order in the US. Please allow